Category: Jokes

John Waters in Canberra 9th December

John Waters in Canberra 9th December

JOHN WATERS BRINGS HIS SOLD OUT SHOW CANBERRA John Waters is on the road again with his ever-popular, critically acclaimed production, Looking Through A Glass Onion. After a sold out leg which ran from November 2010 and had sold in excess of 25,000 tickets by the time it finished in April 2011, John is heading [...]

McArroni Nr.1

McArroni Nr.1

Pete Murray Live and Intimate

Pete Murray Live and Intimate

For one night only on November 2nd, Pete Murray will perform live, intimate and exclusive for cinema audiences across Australia at 8:00pm AEDT. This exclusive cinema event marks Pete’s first Australian tour in over two years. Pete Murray’s performance will be filmed live from ‘The Basement’ in Sydney and will be streamed nationwide via Australia’s [...]

Josh Thomas brings Everything Ever to Canberra

Josh Thomas brings Everything Ever to Canberra

STAR OF TALKIN’ ‘BOUT YOUR GENERATION GQ MAGAZINE COMEDIAN OF THE YEAR 2010 TV WEEK LOGIES NOMINEE – MOST POPULAR NEW MALE TALENT 2010 JOSH THOMAS EVERYTHING EVER. CANBERRA THEATRE, CANBERRA Saturday 29 October 2011 Join award-winning comedian Josh Thomas for his solo stand up show, Everything Ever at the Canberra Theatre on Saturday 29 [...]

Ill Starred captain Live at the Phoenix Bar, Canberra

Ill Starred captain Live at the Phoenix Bar, Canberra

Western Australia’s two piece folk/punk/surfedelic, two piece band, Ill Starred Captain are heading to Canberra on Thursday 16th June to perform a show at the Phoenix bar as part of their national tour that is currently hitting the East Coast of Australia. With the band having independently released their long awaited album,”Black Swan Eye” on [...]

Where's the rabbit?

Where's the rabbit?

ASIO, the Army and Australian Federal Police have all applied to Rudd for increased funding. The Prime Minister decides to give them a test and releases a rabbit into a forest. Whoever finds the rabbit gets the cash. ASIO goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. [...]

Barking

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours. Suddenly, Paddy jumps out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this,” and goes downstairs. Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, “The dog is still [...]

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

Now that’s scary!

Some little truths…

Never test the depth of water with both feet. Don’t take candy from strangers, unless they offer you a ride. I’ll start exercising as soon as i get into shape. If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth. Maybe you should go to e-bay and buy a clue. [...]

"oh sh#t!!!"

"oh sh#t!!!"

          What happens next boys and girls?

Amazing Staircases

Amazing Staircases

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Kodak Moments!

Kodak Moments!

Here’s some funny pics forwarded to us by Kate Mills – many thanks Kate!

Passport processing Complaint

Dear Mr. Minister, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was [...]